install theme

(Source: ruthwilson)

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

(Source: epic-vines)

(Source: fiftyshadesofozzy)

buffysummersofficial:

I die every time

(Source: sandandglass)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

thethirdnewestoriginal:

Matilda, Directed by Danny DeVito. (1996)

(Source: terrakion)

(Source: officialcocaine)

(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)

earthdad:

the rise and fall

(Source: ancestor)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad)

papadevs:

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

this speaks to my soul

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

profoak:

-sings Hannah Montana transition song-  

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

^^^^^^^^